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		<copyright>©2019 Harold Lehmann</copyright>
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		<itunes:summary>We all know doing laundry is dangerous</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:subtitle>A Detective Story for an Uncertain Age</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:name>Harold Lehmann</itunes:name>
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				<title>Chapter 9 - Dirty Laundry</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>Conclusion. Folding the Laundry.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Conclusion. Folding the Laundry.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>Conclusion. Folding the Laundry.</description>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 8 - Stand Up</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;The Chief Inspector was starting to lose it. Was this one of those cheap novels where the hunter becomes the hunted?&quot; Action Sequences and Spiritual Deliverance included.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"The Chief Inspector was starting to lose it. Was this one of those cheap novels where the hunter becomes the hunted?" Action Sequences and Spiritual Deliverance included.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;The Chief Inspector was starting to lose it. Was this one of those cheap novels where the hunter becomes the hunted?&quot; Action Sequences and Spiritual Deliverance included.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>13:12</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 7 - Clue Less</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;And it came to pass that  the Ol’ Creep was invited to speak  at the Local Community College.&quot; We learn more about the Empty Gestures Technology.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"And it came to pass that  the Ol’ Creep was invited to speak</p> <p>at the Local Community College." We learn more about the Empty Gestures Technology.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;And it came to pass that  the Ol’ Creep was invited to speak  at the Local Community College.&quot; We learn more about the Empty Gestures Technology.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>4:20</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 6 - Clues</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;The Future Terrorist enjoyed scribbling in books: trash words and  fragments of conversation.&quot; The Chief Inspector and her partner Bruce continue their search.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"The Future Terrorist enjoyed scribbling in books: trash words and</p> <p>fragments of conversation." The Chief Inspector and her partner Bruce continue their search.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;The Future Terrorist enjoyed scribbling in books: trash words and  fragments of conversation.&quot; The Chief Inspector and her partner Bruce continue their search.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>2:06</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 5 - The Chief Inspector</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;Nobody knew about the Chief Inspector's past. It felt disonest, now that she was on the Law side.&quot;</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"Nobody knew about the Chief Inspector's past. It felt disonest, now that she was on the Law side." </p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;Nobody knew about the Chief Inspector's past. It felt disonest, now that she was on the Law side.&quot;</description>
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				<itunes:duration>4:08</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 4 - Comedy Class</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;You tell my story the way I tell you to&quot; The Future Terrorist meets Comedy Bob and takes over the story.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"You tell my story the way I tell you to" The Future Terrorist meets Comedy Bob and takes over the story. </p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;You tell my story the way I tell you to&quot; The Future Terrorist meets Comedy Bob and takes over the story.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>12:16</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
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				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling, comedy bob</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 3 - The Goofball Kid</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>&quot;But maybe that was the whole ticket- you perform a routine of yourself, collect some laughs, and reinvent under the cheap glow?&quot;  The Future Terrorist perfects her disguise and visits the comedy club.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>"But maybe that was the whole ticket- you perform a routine of yourself, collect some laughs, and reinvent under the  cheap glow?"</p> <p>The Future Terrorist perfects her disguise and visits the comedy club.</p> <p> </p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>&quot;But maybe that was the whole ticket- you perform a routine of yourself, collect some laughs, and reinvent under the cheap glow?&quot;  The Future Terrorist perfects her disguise and visits the comedy club.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>6:56</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 2 - Room No. 8</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>She found a room at a fleabag motel. Number 8 smelled bad, but it was empty enough for her. Empty room, empty gestures.</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Future Terrorist does surveilance at the Comedy Club and Confronts the Goofball Kid.</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>She found a room at a fleabag motel. Number 8 smelled bad, but it was empty enough for her. Empty room, empty gestures.</description>
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				<itunes:duration>13:04</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling #dirtylaundrydetectivestory</itunes:keywords>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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				<title>Chapter 1 - A Future Terrorist</title>
				<itunes:subtitle>We all know doing laundry is dangerous</itunes:subtitle>
				<itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>We all know doing laundry is dangerous</p>]]></itunes:summary>
				<description>We all know doing laundry is dangerous</description>
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				<itunes:duration>19:12</itunes:duration>
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				<author>haroldlehmann@gmail.com (Harold Lehmann)</author>
				<itunes:author>Harold Lehmann</itunes:author>
				<itunes:keywords>detective, storytelling</itunes:keywords>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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